Welcome to Evil Labs, LLC.

Now you must be destroyed.

We apologize for any inconvenience your destruction may cause.

Our founder and director, Dr. Baron Ludwig von Evilschlager, will be appearing in the Forbidden Planet Cosmic Cabaret at The Playground (3209 N Halsted, Chicago) on Saturday, March 8, 2008 at 11:45 pm. And then you will be destroyed.

Despite continued work on the InvisioCamouflago Ray, the Dr. Baron has been spotted in Columbia, South Carolina on January 19, 2007 and in Chicago, Illinois on March 31, 2007.